A Candle for Gettin' Lit

Wait, what's today?

Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch business, I mean. I do have to get back by 3 for a video conference on "User Engagement Post-Snapchat." Whatever that means. I'll be sending snaps of my spiked can of Pamplemousse and low-key eye-rolling the whole time. It'll be lit!

Umbrella Drinks Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours